Harry P. Ness lolxz (metritis) wrote in deadbabyjokes,
Harry P. Ness lolxz

New member.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
A: Ripping it off.

Q: Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q: What do you get when you cross a dingo with a baby?
A: A dingo.

Q: How do you make a man pregnant?
A: Stick a dead baby up his ass

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked.

Q: Whats funner than spinning a baby on a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel

and finally:
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

And heres a present!
Happy Birthday.

My apologies if these have been posted before.
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