A: Ripping it off.
Q: Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees
Q: What do you get when you cross a dingo with a baby?
A: A dingo.
Q: How do you make a man pregnant?
A: Stick a dead baby up his ass
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them
Q: What do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
Q: Whats funner than spinning a baby on a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
And heres a present!
My apologies if these have been posted before.