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Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
5:51 am
Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
5:02 pm
Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
7:31 pm
dead babies and live ones! love guns!!! the pics are great!

Monday, November 7th, 2005
10:58 pm
so i'm new. here's for introductions.

Q: What's worse than fucking a dead baby?
A: Fucking a dead baby full of razor blades.

Current Mood: crazy
Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
7:20 pm
right so, the name's tink and i absolutely fuckin' love dead baby jokes. let's get to it!

q) what's the difference between a camaro and a pile of dead babies?

a) i don't have the camaro in my garage.

q) how do you make a dead baby float?

a) scoop out its insides to insure it is less dense than water.

i hate kids.

i really fuckin' hate them.

that makes dead baby jokes especially funny. huzzah.

Current Mood: excited.
Saturday, July 9th, 2005
4:07 pm
Sunday, June 12th, 2005
10:07 am
i'm new.
so new, i'm still fresh with placenta.

what's red and crawls up your leg?
-a homesick abortion

what do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw?
-deep throat (bonus points if it's alive and the squealing gives you those vibration tingles)
Thursday, December 23rd, 2004
6:20 pm
nothing to offer
ihave nothing to offer you sick bastards but love


Current Mood: youknow
Friday, November 26th, 2004
1:30 am
Q: How do you make a 4 year old cry even more?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

The most offensive joke I've ever heard, and I thought I'd share.

Current Mood: awake
Monday, September 20th, 2004
1:48 pm
Saturday, September 4th, 2004
6:26 pm
whats funnier than a dead baby??

A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
Thursday, July 29th, 2004
12:06 am
Monday, July 26th, 2004
11:59 pm
Saturday, July 10th, 2004
8:35 pm
what do you get when you dislocate a dead babies jaw???
8:18 pm
Friday, July 9th, 2004
6:09 pm
Sunday, June 6th, 2004
1:33 pm
New member.
Q: Whats worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
A: Ripping it off.

Q: Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q: What do you get when you cross a dingo with a baby?
A: A dingo.

Q: How do you make a man pregnant?
A: Stick a dead baby up his ass

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked.

Q: Whats funner than spinning a baby on a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel

and finally:
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

And heres a present!
Happy Birthday.

My apologies if these have been posted before.
Sunday, April 4th, 2004
9:23 pm
Fetus armwarmers!
Finished my first pair of feto memorabilia. Check out the auction here, and hereCollapse ) is the pic for the auction. I hope you enjoy. :P

Monday, March 29th, 2004
12:33 am
new and whateva
obligatory first post...

whats black and blue and makes a mother cry in the morning...?
crib death...

whats black and blue and smells really bad...?
the same baby 2 weeks later...
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