|Wednesday, December 13th, 2006|
|Tuesday, September 19th, 2006|
|Tuesday, December 13th, 2005|
|Monday, November 7th, 2005|
so i'm new. here's for introductions.
Q: What's worse than fucking a dead baby?
A: Fucking a dead baby full of razor blades. Current Mood: crazy
|Sunday, October 2nd, 2005|
right so, the name's tink and i absolutely fuckin' love dead baby jokes. let's get to it!
q) what's the difference between a camaro and a pile of dead babies?
a) i don't have the camaro in my garage.
q) how do you make a dead baby float?
a) scoop out its insides to insure it is less dense than water.
i hate kids.
i really fuckin' hate them.
that makes dead baby jokes especially funny. huzzah. Current Mood: excited.
|Saturday, July 9th, 2005|
|Sunday, June 12th, 2005|
so new, i'm still fresh with placenta.
what's red and crawls up your leg?
-a homesick abortion
what do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw?
-deep throat (bonus points if it's alive and the squealing gives you those vibration tingles)
|Thursday, December 23rd, 2004|
nothing to offer
ihave nothing to offer you sick bastards but love
MUAH!!! Current Mood: youknow
|Friday, November 26th, 2004|
Q: How do you make a 4 year old cry even more?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
The most offensive joke I've ever heard, and I thought I'd share. Current Mood: awake
|Monday, September 20th, 2004|
|Saturday, September 4th, 2004|
whats funnier than a dead baby??
A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
|Thursday, July 29th, 2004|
|Monday, July 26th, 2004|
|Saturday, July 10th, 2004|
what do you get when you dislocate a dead babies jaw???
FIND ME THE BIGGEST
CONCH SHELL IN THE WORLD!!!
|Friday, July 9th, 2004|
|Sunday, June 6th, 2004|
Q: Whats worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?
A: Ripping it off.
Q: Whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees
Q: What do you get when you cross a dingo with a baby?
A: A dingo.
Q: How do you make a man pregnant?
A: Stick a dead baby up his ass
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them
Q: What do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
Q: Whats funner than spinning a baby on a clothesline?
A: Stopping it with a shovel
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
And heres a present!Happy Birthday.
My apologies if these have been posted before.
|Sunday, April 4th, 2004|
Finished my first pair of feto memorabilia. Check out the auction here
, and ( hereCollapse )
is the pic for the auction. I hope you enjoy. :P
|Monday, March 29th, 2004|
new and whateva
obligatory first post...
whats black and blue and makes a mother cry in the morning...?
whats black and blue and smells really bad...?
the same baby 2 weeks later...